Thursday, May 21, 2015

Vermonters Mandate Multi-State Legislative Consolidation

May 21, 2015

Today, in a move prompted by the desire to save money and improve legislating opportunities, Vermonters called for Legislative Consolidation that could lead to the formation of one state legislature for all of Northern New England.  As one citizen explained: “We’re thinkin’ that having one legislature for Vermont, and say, for Maine, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, and maybe also New York and Connecticut, and possibly Rhode Island, would make things simpler and easier to understand.  As everyone knows, bigger means less complex, and less complex is always cheaper and better.”

“This is NOT a mandate”, explained the chair of Vermont Citizens for Legislative Consolidation.  “We’ve simply decided to require that all New England legislators, especially those in small states like Vermont and Rhode Island, shift their entire focus to a participating in a lengthy series of meetings, facilitated by people who think this is a good idea.  If Vermont’s legislators decide NOT to merge with the legislature of at least one other New England State, the Vermont League of Cities and Towns will conduct a Legislative Quality Review (LQR) to determine if the VT Legislature is doing a good job.  If the Legislature’s performance is found to be sub-par, the VLCT will require it to merge, most likely with with a geographically contiguous state (probably New Hampshire, since it already kind of looks like Vermont, only upside-down).”   

When asked how this move would save money and improve legislation, one proponent responded this way: “Well, maybe we’d have fewer legislators, for one thing.  And we’d have one budget for two or more states, and that would be like having a bigger state, and then maybe we could fire at least one governor, and maybe a whole passel of legislators and state workers.  Besides, Vermont’s issues aren’t all that unique.  What’s the diff?”